Slender Man

guess what i got in the mail yesterday...come on, guess. you are really bad at guessing because i got my White Morph suit mask in the mail yesterday. that means for this up and coming Halloween, i'm dressing up as Slender Man. but what is Slender Man, you may ask. Slender Man, from what i can tell, came from an old German folktale that parents used to tell their kids "don't be bad or else the Slender Man will get you". you know, those kinds of stories. but is it really a myth? some may think that a very tall and very slender creature with no face that takes people away is just an old crazy story. but the pictures don't lie. during the 1900's, pictures of a very tall man in a suit were taken, usually near a child that would go missing soon after. one may think its just some kind of kidnapper wearing a mask, but that's when things get weirder. no man has what appears to be tentacles coming out of his back. there are even police reports and audio clips of people that disappear from Slender Man. in one audio clip, a man that was taken into questioning seemed to be delusional and mad, he told the officer that something that had no face took his child, and was coming after him as well. the police officer questioning him

and now for something, completely different

there's a lot to talk about this week, well, actually i don't know what to talk about. so instead i'm just going to talk a bunch of different things this week.

now how about that Felix Baumgartner. the Austrian dare devil, has performed a most amazing feat in humanity. he flew to an amazing 24 miles up into the air by balloon flight and jumped. he fell at an amazing speed of 834 mph. the speed of sound is 768 mph. he freakin broke the sound barrier with just his body. he was in free fall for 4 minutes 19 seconds. this is just simply amazing. of coarse the internet is going wild about it too. making posts and parodies of his amazing feat. here are some of the parodies that were made.

and now for other news. lets see...recently i've seen the latest Doctor Who episode. the Angels take Manhattan. this was truly a great episode.   if you haven't seen it, i recommend it with a passion that could rival a thousand suns. it is simply amazing. there is one thing that gave me a great mind freak. who would have ever thought you could create a time paradox that was suppose to happen. what happened was *SPOILERS* the weeping angels got smart. they created a sort of farm in a hotel so they can continuously feed off humans by sending them back in time to that location. feeding off their potential energy again and again. Rory gets sent back in time, just outside that location, by the touch of a baby angel. the Doctor, Amy, and River, managed to get to Rory, while Rory was standing in a room with his future self. apparently at some point, the angels touch Rory and send him in that room where he spends the rest of his life. upon seeing himself and his wife Amy, he passes away. Rory has just seen himself pass away. so what do they do, run. if Rory never gets touched by an angel, then he couldn't have spent his life in that room, thus creating a paradox. as they were running, the weeping angels covered the stairs, blocking their escape. they can only go up the stairs and on to the roof. then things got freaky. turns out that the statue of liberty is a giant weeping angel, and was standing in front of the building. Rory and Amy back up to the opposite ledge, where Rory jumps on top. If he jumped and killed himself, then he could have never died in that room. Amy gets up on the ledge and tells him that if he jumps, she jumps too. if he's dead, then she couldn't live with herself. they both jump off the ledge, hand in hand, and die hitting the ground. this created a paradox and sent them back in time to the graveyard, back before they left off after Rory. before leaving, Rory noticed a tombstone that had his name on it. suddenly, a weeping angel came behind him and sent him back in time, back to the room where he spends the rest of his life. Amy gets herself sent back by the angel too,so she can life the rest of her life with him. this was a paradox that was suppose to happen. it totally surprised me. i didn't even think that was possible. a paradox that isn't a paradox. pardoxeption.

PETA's at it again

you know that organization PETA? people for the ethical treatment of animals? you know the ones that are a bit crazy? Ok, a lot crazy. well guess what they're attacking now. Pokemon black and white 2, that's right, Pokemon. the game where you make friends with creatures called Pokemon and fight against other trainers to be the very best like no one ever was. well now PETA thinks that the game is teaching kids abusing animals is okay. bullshit, am i right? well not only are they attacking Pokemon  they made a spoof game where you are a Pokemon and are fighting against abusive trainers and try to free other Pokemon. this spoof game is called Pokemon black and blue. this is a fully playable game with what i have to admit is decently made, well besides all the misinformation they put in the game. i mean, Pokemon is made to be friends with, otherwise they wont listen to you. plus look at Lucario, he only evolves through friendship.




but the biggest thing that makes me mad is how they made ash look. they made ash like he doesn't care at all. even though with simple research, like watching the second episode, you can see that ash is very caring to his Pokemon  especially Pikachu  this shows during the occasions like when ash risked his life to protect Pikachu from all the Spearows, or all those times that ash asked Pikachu if he wanted to leave, even though Pikachu declined on all occasions, or that time ash died protecting the Pokemon  that's right, ash died protecting Pokemon  in the first movie, mew and mewtwo were fighting against each other  and a bunch of Pokemon were fighting their genetic copies (clones), ash got in between mew and mewtwo to stop them from fighting. this ended up with ash becoming a solid statue. he came back to life with the tears of both normal and genetic Pokemon, and the energy of two legendaries. but all in all, ash really does care about his pokemon, and once again, PETA is talking about things they don't know.

<from the first movie.>

Welcome to the Internet

did you know that the internet, and i mean the deep parts of the internet, has its own set of rules that describe how it works. these rules were enacted by an anon on 4chan, and some of the rules are still used by other groups and have their own websites.  of coarse no one takes the rules seriously because you're not supposed to.  in the original rules it says, "Rule 20. Nothing is to be taken seriously". later on the rules were shortened and revised, especially since it was originally 65 rules plus a citation and half a rule.
some of the rules that are most known through out the internet goes as follows.

1. do not talk about /b/
2. do NOT talk about /b/

these rules refer to the movie "fight club" which the first two rules were do not talk about fight club.  why is this a rule on the internet? these rules refer to /b/ or the random board on 4chan. /b/ is known for its numerous raids on a number of specific and well known targets on the internet. during which, it is very wise to not make yourself known during the raid. even though i should not talk of it, it has already been known who has done it by the media. previously, mountain dew had a contest where people can submit and vote for a new name of flavor called dub the dew. /b/ found out about this and caused a little mayhem. here are the results.

and now for some other rules.

3. we are anonymous
4. anonymous is legion
5. anonymous never forgives
6. anonymous is a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. anonymous is still able to deliver
17. every win fails eventually
24. every repost is always a repost of a repost
29. in the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. TITS or GTFO
37. there are no girls on the internet
34. there is porn of it. No Exceptions
34-1. if a porn of something cannot be found. /b/ will make it
38. a cat is fine too.
41. no matter what it is. it is someones fetish. No Exceptions
52. you cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
57. nothing is sacred
62. the pool is always closed.
63. there's always a female version of a male character. No Exceptions
65. it needs more pumpkin. No Exceptions