Welcome to the Internet

did you know that the internet, and i mean the deep parts of the internet, has its own set of rules that describe how it works. these rules were enacted by an anon on 4chan, and some of the rules are still used by other groups and have their own websites.  of coarse no one takes the rules seriously because you're not supposed to.  in the original rules it says, "Rule 20. Nothing is to be taken seriously". later on the rules were shortened and revised, especially since it was originally 65 rules plus a citation and half a rule.
some of the rules that are most known through out the internet goes as follows.

1. do not talk about /b/
2. do NOT talk about /b/

these rules refer to the movie "fight club" which the first two rules were do not talk about fight club.  why is this a rule on the internet? these rules refer to /b/ or the random board on 4chan. /b/ is known for its numerous raids on a number of specific and well known targets on the internet. during which, it is very wise to not make yourself known during the raid. even though i should not talk of it, it has already been known who has done it by the media. previously, mountain dew had a contest where people can submit and vote for a new name of flavor called dub the dew. /b/ found out about this and caused a little mayhem. here are the results.

and now for some other rules.

3. we are anonymous
4. anonymous is legion
5. anonymous never forgives
6. anonymous is a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7. anonymous is still able to deliver
17. every win fails eventually
24. every repost is always a repost of a repost
29. in the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30. TITS or GTFO
37. there are no girls on the internet
34. there is porn of it. No Exceptions
34-1. if a porn of something cannot be found. /b/ will make it
38. a cat is fine too.
41. no matter what it is. it is someones fetish. No Exceptions
52. you cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)
57. nothing is sacred
62. the pool is always closed.
63. there's always a female version of a male character. No Exceptions
65. it needs more pumpkin. No Exceptions